I think I've found a simple argument for this. Let's presume that Photon 1 with frequency $f_1$ is traveling in the $+x$ direction, and splits into Photons 2 and 3. To make it simple I will use units where $h=1$ and $c=1$, and therefore $E=p=f$ (energy = momentum = frequency), but of course the logic works regardless. Let us examine a few possiblities:
Case 1: Photons 2 and 3 are equal in frequency $f_2$, and each travel at angle $\alpha \in [0^{\circ},90^{\circ}]$ to the $+x$ axis (one in $+y$ and one in $-y$ direction).
Conservation of momentum in $x$ tells us:
$$p_{x,1}=p_{x,2}+p_{x,3} \implies f_1=f_2\cos(\alpha)+f_2\cos(\alpha) \implies f_1=2f_2\cos(\alpha)$$
But conservation of energy tells us:
$$E_1=E_2+E_3 \implies f_1=2f_2$$
This is only satisfied when $\alpha = 0^{\circ}$, i.e. the photons are co-incident with the original photon (the photon does not split).
Case 2: Photon 2 travels in the $+x$ direction and Photon 3 travels in the $-x$ direction.
Conservation of momentum says:
$$f_1=f_2-f_3$$
and conservation of energy says
$$f_1=f_2+f_3$$
It is easy to see that this can only be satisfied when $f_3=0$, yielding $f_1=f_2$ (the photon does not split).
Case 3: Photons 2 and 3 end up traveling at angles $\alpha$ and $\beta$ with respect to the $+x$ axis, where $\alpha$ and $\beta$ are both $\in[0^{\circ},180^{\circ}]$. This is actually the general case and contains the other two.
From conservation of momentum in $x$:
$$f_1 = f_2\cos(\alpha)+f_3\cos(\beta) $$
and from conservation of energy:
$$f_1 = f_2+f_3 $$
Because $f_1$, $ f_2$, and $ f_3$ are all positive, and $\left|\cos(\alpha)\right|\leq1$ and $\left|\cos(\beta)\right|\leq1$, these can never be satisfied except if $\alpha = \beta = 0^{\circ}$ (i.e. the photon does not split).
So there is no case where a photon can split into two photons and conserve both energy and momentum.