In scalar QED, the photon interacts with a charged scalar and the three point function of a vector, scalar and scalar bar is nonzero.
I remember an argument that very simply proved that if you try to write down a similar correlator with a vector and two identical scalars, the answer is zero. Same is true if the vector is replaced by any odd spin particle.
I'm trying to recall the proof of this fact. I think the argument only assumed Lorentz invariance, though maybe parity also.
Can anyone provide a simple proof of the type I'm thinking of?