I was sitting on the bus on my way home, and this popped into my mind.
As a car accelerates, the air pressure at the back of the car increases as air is pushed back due to inertia. This pressure will be constant, assuming a constant rate of acceleration and that the acceleration lasts long enough for an equilibrium to be reached.
The question is therefore: How high must the acceleration rate be for the air near the back window to undergo nuclear fusion?
Some further assumptions:
- The air is 100 % nitrogen (or hydrogen, if that makes the approximation simpler)
- When the car is not accelerating, the pressure is $10^5\ \mathrm{Pa}$ and the temperature is $273.15\ \mathrm{K}$ (STP).
- The car is a square prism of dimensions $1 \mathrm{m}\times 1 \mathrm{m} \times 3 \mathrm{m}$ with the direction of travel perpendicular to the square faces. $3 \mathrm{m^3}$ is approximately the EPA definition of the interior volume of a mid-sized car. There is nothing else (seats etc.) in the car.
- The car is an isolated system, so neither matter nor energy can enter or leave
- The window cannot melt
I anticipate that this might lead to some minor problems with relativity...