Consider the following Hamiltonian which is _perfectly relativistic_ literally: only sensitive to _relative_ phase space variables of a system of $N$ particles moving in one dimension: $$H = \sum_{ij} M_{ij} \sqrt{ (p_i - p_j)^2 + (q_i - q_j)^2 }$$ where $(q_i,p_i)$ are phase space variables, $i\in\{ 1,\dots, N\}$, and $M_{ij}$ is a constant symmetric matrix. The stationary equilibrium configuration of this system is $q_i=a$ and $p_i=b$ for all $i$ and arbitrary $a$ and $b$. (Static equilibrium requires $b=0$.) How does the system evolve after perturbed infinitesimally from the equilibrium state? Coincidentally, this is the Hamiltonian of Newtonian vector resonant relaxation of a thin stellar disk. The equations of motions are $$\dot{q}_i = \frac{\partial H}{\partial p_i} = \sum_j M_{ij} \frac{p_i - p_j}{\sqrt{ (p_i - p_j)^2 + (q_i - q_j)^2 }}\,,$$ $$\dot{p}_i = -\frac{\partial H}{\partial q_i} = \sum_j M_{ij} \frac{q_j - q_i}{\sqrt{ (p_i - p_j)^2 + (q_i - q_j)^2 }}\,.$$ These equations are remarkably simple in the complex plane. Define $z_i = q_i + i p_i$, then $$H = \sum_{nm} M_{nm} |z_n - z_m| \\ \dot{z}_n = \sum_m i M_{nm} \frac{z_m - z_n}{|z_m - z_n|}\,.$$ Notice that the "effective force" is independent of the phase space distance, it depends on only the argument of the relative coordinates. This is similar to the interaction of charged infinite insulating plates. Is there a way to derive the normal mode oscillations of this nonlinear system for "small" perturbations around $z_i=0$?