So first of all, yeah I know that the electromotive force is not a force (the name was coined by Alessandro Volta I think).
About Power and dissipated power
The power with wich a battery provides the circuit (I don't know if that's the right term in english) is $U\times I$
(This makes sense because $E=U\times I \Delta t\iff E=\frac{E}{Q}\times\frac{Q}{\Delta t} \times \Delta t$ , and Power is $\frac{E}{\Delta t}$ , so we just pick that last term ($\Delta t$ and move it to the left side of the equation, and we get $\frac{E}{\Delta t} =\frac{E}{Q}\times\frac{Q}{\Delta t}$ wich makes sense. And this is simply: $P=U\times I$)
The dissipated power is equal to $RI^{2}$
This expression ($RI^{2}$) is simply: $\frac{U}{I}\times I \times \frac{Q}{\Delta t}\iff \left(\frac{U}{I}\times I\right) \times \frac{Q}{\Delta t}\iff U\times I$
So $RI^{2}=U\times I$ . This means that the formula to find the power that a battery makes available to a circuit, is the same as the formula utilized to find the dissipated power. This means that the power available to the circuit equals the power dissipated.
So, first question:
Why is that so?
About the electromotive force:
$\varepsilon=\frac{E}{Q}$ , and Voltage also equals $\frac{E}{Q}$ . So it seems: $\text{Electromotive Force}=\text{Voltage}$
But when we go about looking at these equations:
$P_{battery}=\varepsilon\times I$ , and because $\text{Electromotive Force}=\text{Voltage}$ , then: $P_{battery}=\varepsilon\times I\iff P_{battery}=U\times I$
And then, we know that $\text{Power}_{battery}=\text{Power}_{useful}+\text{Power}_{dissipated}$ (the useful power is the power that is not dissipated - I don't know if I'm using the correct term in english)
But:
$\because P_{battery}=\varepsilon\times I\iff P_{battery}=U\times I=UI$
And $P_{useful}=UI$ and, likewise $P_{dissipated}=RI^{2}$ (wich is simply: $P_{dissipated}=RI^{2}=UI$)
So this means that:
If $P_{battery}=P{useful}+P{dissipated}$ Then: $P_{battery}=\varepsilon I=UI+RI^{2}$
But because $\varepsilon I=UI$ and $RI^{2}=UI$ , we reach the conclusion that $$P_{battery}=\varepsilon I\iff \varepsilon I=UI+RI^{2}\iff P_{battery}=UI\iff UI=UI+UI$$ .
But this is illogical. $UI$ cannot be equal to $UI+UI$, otherwise: $UI=2UI$ . This is stating that $x=2x$, wich is wrong.
Though I cannot see the error in my reasoning. Because $RI^{2}=UI$ is in fact equal to $UI$ . And $\varepsilon=\frac{E}{Q}=U$ , so $\varepsilon I=UI$.
What's wrong with my thought process? Can someone help me?