Classical Mechanics is an abstraction. Simply put, in the reality out there there is only one kind of object, it is not the point-with-momentum of classical mechanics, it is the (for lack of a better word) Quantum.
A Quantum is described by a QM-wave function (as opposed to a particle described by two vectors). The QM-wave function is so called because it somewhat resembles the wave equation.
Wave-equation:
$$ \frac{\partial^2 u(\mathbf{x}, t)}{\partial t^2} = c^2 \nabla^2 u(\mathbf{x}, t) $$
Where $u$ is a scalar field of potential energy, $\mathbf{x}$ is a vector, $t$ is time, $\nabla^2$ is the Laplacian operator and $c$ is a constant.
Schrödingers equation (QM-wave equation, single non-relativistic quantum, no potential energy):
$$ i \hbar \frac{\partial \Psi(\mathbf{x}, t)}{\partial t} = \frac{-\hbar^2}{2 m} \nabla^2 \Psi(\mathbf{x},t) $$
Where $\Psi$ is the complex-numbered amplitude field, $m$ is the mass of the quantum, $i$ is the imaginary unit and $\hbar$ is Planck's constant.
Notice how the structure is similar, barring the order of the partial differentiation. The thing is you can take the squared-modulus of the QM-wave function:
$$ | z |^2 = z \bar z \quad \bar z = \Re z - \Im z $$
This gives you a positively-real-numbered field, which looks even more like the wave equation's behaviour.
Now, the thing to realize is that a wave doesn't consistenly have a "position" and a "momentum". A plane wave only has momentum, while a wave packet has a position. Minutephysics video on the topic.
So you cannot "cheat" the Heisenberg-principle. And you shouldn't even try, because there literally isn't any "particles" with "momenta" out there in reality.