Eternal looping water tap If i have a container like this (filled full with water):

and I unplugged the small tap, would the water pressure be big enough to blast the water to the right side of the container and cause an infinite flow of water like this?:

If you have a $3D$ printer, can you please print this .obj file, fill it with water (plug the little tap with your thumb until full), try it, and tell me if it works? It would be super appreciated, as well if someone with Physics and math experience who could use the dimensions of the figure in the images above to figure out if it would work or if this was even possible.
 A: As a general rule, if you think you've found a perpetual motion machine, you haven't.
People have spent hundreds of years coming up with clever ways to create perpetual motion.  All of them have failed.  And this is in-line with the predictions of modern physics which say it should be impossible.
In the best case theoretical setting, you should be able to get a water jet that gets precisely to the altitude of the top of the water.  You should never be able to get over.  Of course, this also involves converting all of the pressure of the weight of the water into velocity.  That involves a nozzle that is at least as high as the top of the water, and is typically known as a "tube."
In practice, you will have some drag on the water, mostly in the small tap (but a little bit in the larger body itself).  This drag will turn some of the energy into heat, and the result is that the water jet will never quite get to the altitude of the top of the water.  It will always come up shy.  There are things you can do to minimize how much it comes up shy, but there is no way in physics to get all the way to the top, much less above.
