Kirchoff's voltage law applied with no circuit elements Imagine a 1.5V battery with both terminals connected securely via a paperclip.
According to KVL, the sum of voltage drops in the circuit (total energy dissipated across circuit elements) must equal the energy afforded by the supply voltage (take for instance the 1.5V AA battery)
How does one interpret KVL in this case? I cannot simply add the voltage drops across the circuit elements, because there are none. I also know that 1.5 volts must get dropped over the circuit, unless KVL doesn't apply.
Closest thing I could find to being the answer was this: Applying Kirchoff voltage law to a short circuit, however it wasn't satisfying.
My guess is that the wire itself must drop all 1.5V and does so through heating, but who knows I could be wrong. Perhaps in this setup the battery is a "short circuit" and KVL doesn't apply? 
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How does one interpret KVL in this case? I cannot simply add the voltage drops across the circuit elements, because there are none. 

Well, there is one: The paper clip.
Let's have a try with the Kirchhoff's voltage law:
$$\sum V=0
\quad\Leftrightarrow\quad
V_{\text{battery}}-V_{\text{paper clip}}=emf-V=0
\quad\Leftrightarrow\quad
V=emf$$
Indeed, the voltage drop equal to the battery potential difference ($emf$) must happen in the paper clip. (A tiny amount is though lost internally inside the battery from internal resistance and ought to be included in that equation as well.) If it has a very small resistance, it just acts as a very small resistor. Ohm's law says:
$$V=RI$$
The smaller the resistance, the bigger the current $I$ that flows. This is not so much a problem - the problem is rather that energy dissipation (power $P$) follows current quadratically:
$$P=RI^2$$
Linearly growing current according to Ohm's law causes quadratically growing power, or energy dissipation. Result: A conductor of very small resistance will experience a very high energy dissipation. The material heats up... and melts.

My guess is that the wire itself must drop all 1.5V and does so through heating [...]

Exactly.

Perhaps in this setup the battery is a "short circuit" and KVL doesn't apply? 

Short circuit: correct. KVL doesn't apply: wrong.
A "short circuit" is just when close-to-zero resistance wires connect terminals directly and burn. Like the paper clip. With a paper clip of high enough resistance to not melt, it would not be called a short circuit.
