Why do we need to "create our own" Higgs boson in order to see one? I understand that the LHC found the Higgs boson by pumping so much energy into a tiny space (via near light speed proton-proton collisions) that a Higgs boson appeared momentarily, then instantly decayed. They detected the products of the decay, and deduced that a Higgs boson must have been there.  That's fine.  What I don't get is:
1) Isn't the universe full of Higgs bosons, making up the Higgs field?  If so, why do we need to make one ourselves?  Why can't we detect the ones that are there already, like we can other bosons such as photons?
2) When we've made our Higgs out of pure energy, why does it instantly decay into other particles?
3) Does it actually directly decay into other particles, or is it rather the case that it just turns back into pure energy, and then that energy produces other, less massive particles?
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Isn't the universe full of Higgs bosons, making up the Higgs field? 

No. In particle physics, it is understood that the underlying (more fundamental) object is the field, not the particles. Particles are excitations of the fields that can be measured, and always carry certain properties like charge, mass, spin etc. The field that you are most familiar with is the electromagnetic field, its excitations being the photons. In another field the excitations are electrons, in another still there are gluons etc.
And there is a Higgs field, whose excitations are the Higgs bosons. The Higgs field, in contrast to the electromagnetic field has a non-zero value even if there are no Higgs bosons there.
To have an analogy in mind, think of a room full of air. When I speak, there are sound waves moving around the air. The air is the Higgs field, the sound waves are the Higgs bosons.

Why can't we detect the ones that are there already, like we can other bosons such as photons?

Higgs bosons are very massive, as particles go, so they require a lot of energy to be created in collisions. Additionally they have a number of decays pathways, so when they are created, they decay rapidly. So, even if Higgs bosons are created all the time in the atmosphere, or in supernovae or other events, they are rare and hard to detect. That is why we set up an experiment that can reproduce millions of collisions a second so to accumulate enough data.

When we've made our Higgs out of pure energy, why does it instantly decay into other particles?   

This is kind of misguided. There is no clear meaning of "pure" energy. Energy is a quantity that is assigned to various phenomena, yet is common and interchangeable between them all. We speak of kinetic energy, potential energy, mass-energy, etc. but none of these forms is "purer" in any specific sense. In the particle collisions, the kinetic and rest mass energy of the protons is concentrated in a small part of spacetime, and can be redistributed in the kinetic, potential and mass energy of other particles.
Once a particle is formed, it does not really matter what way it has been formed. Just like a radioactive nucleus has the same probability of decaying in the next $10$ minutes irrespective of how long it has survived until now, a Higgs boson will decay with a certain probability into the particles it can decay to.

Does it actually directly decay into other particles, or is it rather the case that it just turns back into pure energy, and then that energy produces other, less massive particles?

Here we end up a little in metaphysics.You will have different answers depending on the interpretation of QM you choose. All we observe is the protons that go in the collision, and the shower of particles that comes out after the collision, together with their energy. That's all. Quantum theory will give you the statistics of these observations, but not what happens between the two observations; that is (for now) metaphysics, because it is unobservable.
Strictly speaking, no Higgs boson has been observed, in the sense that no Higgs boson has collided with the detectors. We have calculated how the existence of the Higgs field will affect the measurements, we found that it would affect them in a particular way, we did the experiments and indeed found that signature. The experiments and theory match so well that it is inescapable that there is a Higgs field, even though we have not "seen" (with our eyes) any Higgs bosons.
To speak about the exact way in which one particle comes into existence and decays is a bit beyond present physics (also worth exploring in other questions).
A: Ad 1) Yes and no. There are certainly Higgsbosons in the Universe. Everything we can create at the LHC is created in other events too. Cosmic rays can have more energy than the LHC beam, so there will be Higgs bosons for sure, just as an example. The problem is to bring such a sophisticated detector in place, in addition you don't really have the experiment fully under control. 
Your second assumption is wrong, therefore I wrote yes and no. The Higgs boson is an excitation of the Higgs field, but the field itself is the "fundamental" thing so to say. It is not "made out of Higgs bosons". 
Ad 2) In particle physics there is a saying: "If it is allowed to decay, it will". If it is not forbidden, a decay will happen. As a rough rule, a particle is more likely to decay if there are more options. By allowed I mean that all conservation rules have to be obeyed.
3) What do you mean by pure energy? The energy has to be there in some way, but yes it decays directly into other particles that decay further and so on. The energy we put there in the first place is stored as kinetic and mass energy in the protons. Particles decay directly into other particles as long as all conservation laws are obeyed during the decay
A: Another factor here:
We build these huge atom smashers because we want a look at things that are normally sealed inside larger particles.  The energy is to shatter the box they're in.
