If a black body is a perfect absorber, why does it emit anything? I'm trying to start understanding quantum mechanics, and the first thing I've come across that needs to be understood are black bodies. But I've hit a roadblock at the very first paragraphs. :( According to Wikipedia:

A black body (also, blackbody) is an idealized physical body that absorbs all incident electromagnetic radiation, regardless of frequency or angle of incidence.

OK, that's nice. It's an object that absorbs (takes in itself and stores/annihilates forever) any electromagnetic radiation that happens to hit it. An object that always looks totally black, no matter under what light you view it. Good. But then it follows with:

A black body in thermal equilibrium (that is, at a constant temperature) emits electromagnetic radiation called black-body radiation.

Say what? Which part of "absorbs" does this go with? How can it absorb anything if it just spits it right back out, even if modified? That's not a black body, that's a pretty white body if you ask me. Or a colored one, depending on how it transforms the incoming waves.
What am I missing here?
 A: 
Say what? Which part of "absorbs" does this go with?

The key to understanding this is to carefully note the phrase "in thermal equilibrium".
This means that the rates of absorption and emission are the same.
If a body were at a lower temperature than the environment, the rate of absorption would be higher and the body would then heat up.
If a body were at a higher temperature then the environment, the rate of emission would be higher and the body would then cool down.
But, in thermal equilibrium, the temperature is constant and, thus, the rates of absorption and emission must be equal.
Now, put this all together:


*

*A black body is an ideal absorber, i.e., a black body does not
reflect or transmit any incident electromagnetic radiation.

*An object in thermal equilibrium with the environment emits energy at
the same rate that it absorbs energy.


Then, it follows that, a black body in thermal equilibrium emits more energy than any other object (non-black body) in the same thermal equilibrium since it absorbs more energy.
Imagine several various objects, including one black body, in an oven and in thermal equilibrium.  The black body will 'glow' brighter than the other bodies.
A: "OK, that's nice. It's an object that absorbs (takes in itself and stores/annihilates forever) any electromagnetic radiation that happens to hit it."
Right! But that frontslash is important, and you want the first option. It can absorb the energy as heat and it never reflects anything. What black-body theory then goes on to detail is what the black-body emits. This isn't ambient light--a black body would emit radiation even if it never absorbed any, as long as its temperature were nonzero.
As you note, the name is kind of a misnomer. Black bodies (interesting ones) hardly ever appear black. To look at, the sun is basically a black body with a temperature of 5500K. As you may have noticed, the sun is not black$^\mathrm{[citation \ needed]}$.
A: The name "black body" is maybe a bit misleading.
The "Idealizations" section of the wikipedia entry illustrates the idea in the way that always stuck with me. Put a pinprick in a totally "black" cavity. Here "black" means the sides of the cavity do not allow radiation, and the cavity is large enough that the photons that happen to wonder in are unlikely to find their way back out. As @SirElderberry said, the phenomenon to study, that eventually landed Planck on quantization, are those few photons that do happen to make their way out of the blackbody.
A: Any body above 0K emits radiation. Same is the case with black body,  it absorbs radiation and it also emits,  now the rate at which it absorbs /emits depends upon the surrounding.   
A: In simple words
Black body radiation means a body - independent of its color - that absorbs all the wavelength falling on it in the form of energy and does not reflect any of that wavelength, but instead it radiates what it absorbed with different wavelength.
That is why a star is considered a black body, since it just radiates and doesn't reflect.
