From various places, I've found that an LHC bunch seems to be about 100mm long, 0.1mm wide, and contains about $10^{11}$ protons or anti-protons. The de Broglie wavelength is about $10^{-18}$ meters, so this is close to a plane wave for the purposes of using the S-matrix formalism. Each bunch is separated from the next bunch by about 10 meters (the beam is about 27km long, there are are 2808 bunches).
If I was co-moving with a bunch, what is the temperature (at the center of the bunch, say)? This I have not been able to find. A reference if possible.