There is a bit of a false dichotomy in your question, which I think comes from the way quantum mechanics is often presented at a popular science level. The uncertainty principle is often stated as "you can only measure position or momentum, but not both." In fact this is a simplification. The full statement is that (in some state $\psi$), that
\begin{equation}
\Delta x \Delta p \geq \frac{\hbar}{2},
\end{equation}
where $\Delta x$ is the uncertainty in position in the state $\psi$ (more precisely, the standard deviation of measurements of the position of many particles prepared in the same state $\psi$), and $\Delta p$ is the uncertainty in the momentum.
What this means is that you can in fact measure bothmake a measurement of $x$ and $p$ simultaneously, so long as you have some uncertainty in both quantities which satisfies the limit implied by the uncertainty principle. What you can't have, is a perfect measurement of both quantities simultaneously.
It's useful to imagine a particle in phase space, which is the space of the position and momentum coordinates of a particle. For a particle moving in one dimension, phase space is two dimensional (a plane); that will be sufficient for this question. In classical physics, a particle is represented as a point in phase space, corresponding to having a definite position and momentum. In quantum mechanics, because of the uncertainty principle, a particle is represented as a "blob" in phase space. (This is a bit of a simplification; more rigorously this blob is a Wigner quasiprobability distribution) The area of this blob must be at least $\hbar/2$ (but can be larger). The key point is that this blob can involve someroughly equal spread in both position and momentum,momentum; it need not be perfectlyextremely well localized in position and infinitely uncertaincorrespondingly unlocalized in momentum, or vice-versa.
In a "typical" state, the blob for a particle in phase space has some uncertainty in both position and momentum. It's not a terrible approximation to think of a particle as being a circle in phase space, with an area that saturates the bound from the uncertainty principle, and having in some sense "equal" spread in position and momentum (in some units). The area of the "blob" taken up by one particle for a classical object is very small (since $\hbar$ is a small number).
Now let's think about a large, classical object, with many particles. Each has a position and momentum, and so each can be represented as a blob in phase space. The separation between different particles in phase space, is very large compared to the area of individual blobs (again, because $\hbar$ is small). Therefore, when we reason about a large, classical collection of particles, the "classical statistics" spread in the positions and momenta of each particle (thecorresponding to the distance between blobs), is much more important than the "quantum statistics" spread in the position and momentum of a single particle (thecorresponding to the area of theone blob).
For highly quantum collections of particles (particularlywell, really for bosons), the "blobs" of different particles tend to overlap in phase spacespace; the "quantum statistics" becomes as important or even more important than the "classical statistics". (ForFor fermions, in highly quantum states of matter, the Pauli exclusion principle means the blobs don't overlap, but the key point is that the particles are close enough in phase space that we actually have to worry about the exclusion principle).
I don't have any comment on "objective collapse." In the Copenhagen interpretation, a collapse into a particular eigenstate would mean the blob would instantaneously change from some arbitrary state, to a state where the width in the direction of measurement was equal to the measurement uncertainty, and the width in the orthogonal direction is at at least large enough that the area of the blob is larger than $\hbar/2$. After this, the blob would tend to spread out so there would be large uncertainty in both directions. Heuristically, I would visualize "collapse" as the process of a roughly circular blob instantaneously becoming a highly elongated ellipse that is narrow in the direction that was measured, followed by normal quantum evolution where the state will tend to become more spread out and circular and with increasing area.
Phase space also enables a very nice picture for entanglement. For multi-particle systems with $N$ particles in 1 spatial dimension, phase space is really $2^N$ dimensional, since each particle has $2$ phase-space dimensions (a position and momentum). Now, we often will simplify this picture by projecting this down totalking about $N$ dots on a 2 dimensional space. But for entanglement, we cannot make this simplification.
In this larger $2^N$ dimensional space, one point actually represents a configuration of the whole system of $N$ particles (that is a lot of information for one point!).
AnLet's just take $N=2$ particles for simplicity. An entangled state like
\begin{equation}
|\psi\rangle = \frac{1}{\sqrt{2}} \left(|0\rangle|1\rangle - |1\rangle |0\rangle\right)
\end{equation}
would correspond to something like having two "blobs", one blob near point $A$, where the momentum and position of particle 1$1$ are $p,x$ and particle 2$2$ are $P,X$, and another blob near point $B$, where the momentum and position of particle 1$1$ are $P,X$ and particle 2$2$ are $p,x$ (normally the states $|0\rangle$ and $|1\rangle$ refer to the spin of an electron along some axis or polarization of a photon, but here I am using them to refer to a 1-particle state localized near $(x,p)$ and another localized near $(X,P)$, respectively). If we know that the position of particle $1$ is near $p$, then we know we are near point $A$ and not point $B$, so we know particle 2$2$ has momentum $P$. This is the idea of entanglement,: knowing something about particle 1$1$ tells you about particle 2$2$.
You may have noticed nothing in the above description requires $x$ and $X$ to be close by to each other; the EPR "paradox" corresponds to a situation where $x$ and $X$ are very widely separated in space, we measure something about particle $1$ to learn we are near either point $A$ or point $B$ in phase space, and therefore immediately learn about particle $2$.