The masses of the Z and W particle sum almost exactly to the mass of the Top quark,within the errors:
Z + W = 80.385±0.015 + 91.1876±0.0021 = 171.57 ±0.0171 GeV
Top quark 172.9± 1.5 GeV
A: Is this one of those simple coincidences?
B: The Z,W particles are decays of the T?
C: Someone has a not too cranky idea connecting them?
EDIT: After consideration of dmckee and Lubos posts.
How about instead of a decay from a t quark, collide a $W^\pm$ and a $Z$ to produce a red top and anti-red bottom.
$$W^+ + Z^0 \to t(r) + \bar{b}(\bar{r})$$
this conserves charge, spin, color, confinement and energy - provided the excess energy of the bottom quark comes from the kinetic term of the collision. It immediately decays as lubos and dmckee pointed out in an early questionlubos and dmckee pointed out in an early question
EDIT 2: Also note decay time of t-quark is $4.2\ 10^{-25} s$, nearly matching the W,Z decays times of $3.0\ 10^{-25} s$ , although I'm yet to find an uncertainty for these.
And with incredible hubris I'm calling this the Metzgeer Momentary Meson $t\bar{b} $
:) joke