After spending the last few months determining how much I can participate in this site, despite my non-physics-inclined career choice, it's become clear to me that I simply do not have the time to participate on this site and meet my (more important) obligations. So I've decided that I should retire from the site.
I'm sure there are some that will be glad that the most prolific reviewer this site has ever seen1 is retiring, as my work here has somehow offended them. If this is you, I'm sorry you feel my contributions didn't improve this site (though I strongly feel that they did improve the site).
To those that will dearly miss me, I'm sorry. I tried my best to balance it, but I couldn't work this site into my very busy schedule.
To everyone with rep > 3000: please contribute to the site by reviewing for as long as you can, as often as you can. This site cannot and will not work without consistent and constant reviewing. As a corollary, you must also participate in meta discussions about site policies and issues.
Thank you for the good times.
1. First to get the Steward badge in all reviewing categories, #1 in all categories outside of Suggested Edits (where I'm #2)