I hate problems we wouldn't have without all our computers. That's why my keyboards needs to be durable and I never go without my sledge if a colleague calls me to fix some annoying problem (yes, I can become rude, sorry, I meant root -- and no, that is not my principal duty).
First one on SU who got a zsh badge! To earn this badge was harder than all of my other badges, including the silver and gold ones... but finally here it is:
My profile picture shows one (rather rare) exemplar out of my telephone collection. It is a Deutsche Bundespost FeTAp 2L-752 which can handle two POTS lines.
If you still feel that you need to contact me directly, bravely use
[my Stackexchange username]@gmx.net.
Keeping a low profile.
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