Professionally programming since I was 15 or so. Not a language bigot -- after a while, they all look the same. Published some Perl books back in the dot-com heyday.

You may remember me from such conferences as YAPC, The Perl Conference (before they were OSCON!), and USENIX LISA.

Currently working for a Payroll company using a lot of C#, Perl, C, JavaScript (in that order).