Imagine we take a cuboid with sides $a, b$ and $c$ and throw it like a usual die. Is there a way to determine the probabilities of the different outcomes $P_{ab}, P_{bc}$ and $P_{ac}$? With $ab$, $bc$, $ac$ I label the three distinct faces of the die (let us not distinguish between the two opposide sides).

I would guess that the probabilities can not be calculated solely by the weights of the different areas (something like $P^\text{try}_{ab}=ab/(ab+bc+ac)$).
I believe this is a complicated physical problem which can in principle depend on a lot of factors like friction of air and the table, the material of the die, etc. However, I would like to simplify it as much as possible and assume we can calculate the probabilities just by knowing the lengths of the different sides.

For a start, let us assume that two sides $b=c$ are equal (that is, we only have two events $ab$ and $bb$). Now with dimensional analysis we know that the probabilities $P_{ab}$ and $P_{bb}$ can only be functions of the ratio $\rho=a/b$. We also have $P_{ab}(\rho)+P_{bb}(\rho)=1$ and we know, for example, that (i) $P_{ab}(0)=0$, (ii) $P_{ab}(1)=2/3$ and (iii) $P_{ab}(\rho\rightarrow\infty)=1$.
My question is: is there a way to determine $P_{ab}(\rho)$?
Bonus: Since I am too lazy to perform the experiment, would there be a way to run this through some 3D rigid-body physics simulation and determine the probabilities by using a huge number of throws (of course this is doomed to fail for extreme values of $\rho$)?
Remark: Actually, the function $P^\text{try}$ given above fulfills all three properties (i)-(iii). For $b=c$ we have
$P^\text{try}_{ab}=2\frac{ab}{2ab+b^2}=\frac{2\rho}{1+2\rho}$
(the additional factor of 2 comes from the fact, that we have four sides $ab$ instead of two like in the asymmetric die above)