Let $\hat{x} = x$ and $\hat{p} = -i \hbar \frac {\partial} {\partial x}$ be the position and momentum operators, respectively, and $|\psi_p\rangle$ be the eigenfunction of $\hat{p}$ and therefore $$\hat{p} |\psi_p\rangle = p |\psi_p\rangle,$$ where $p$ is the eigenvalue of $\hat{p}$. Then, we have $$ [\hat{x},\hat{p}] = \hat{x} \hat{p} - \hat{p} \hat{x} = i \hbar.$$ From the above equation, denoting by $\langle\cdot\rangle$ an expectation value, we get, on the one hand $$\langle i\hbar\rangle = \langle\psi_p| i \hbar | \psi_p\rangle = i \hbar \langle \psi_p | \psi_p \rangle = i \hbar$$ and, on the other $$\langle [\hat{x},\hat{p}] \rangle = \langle\psi_p| (\hat{x}\hat{p} - \hat{p}\hat{x}) |\psi_p\rangle = \langle\psi_p|\hat{x} |\psi_p\rangle p - p\langle\psi_p|\hat{x} |\psi_p\rangle = 0$$ This suggests that $i \hbar = 0$. What went wrong?
EDIT: This seemingly little curiosity, as I perceived it initially, evolved into a major problem, as can be seen from the discussion below. Quantum mechanics indeed leads to non-physical results in my opinion and not just to resolvable paradoxes, at that regarding one of its basic claims, the one involving commutators. It seems most of what could be said on this issue has already been addressed below and probably there is no need to continue the exchange here. I would suggest that we discuss it further in the chat.