I'm just starting to study quantum mechanics. Please explain the error in this thinking:
You set up decay of two $\pi$ mesons and get $2\mathrm{e}^-$ on Mars and $2\mathrm{e}^+$ on Earth.
On Earth you may or may not measure the spin of those positrons, with 50% probability that they are the same spin.
On Mars, your buddy "immediately afterwards" takes a $\mathrm{He}^{2+}$ ion and adds the electrons.
If you made the measurement, the $\mathrm{He}$ has a 50%+ chance of being in a higher-then-base energy level due to Pauli exclusion.
If you didn't make the measurement, the $\mathrm{He}$ has a much lower chance of being in a higher-than-base energy level.
Your buddy measures the energy state.
Result: You just superluminally transmitted $\approx 0.8$ bits of information.